Goddammit Nashville…

Wtf did you do to Scarlett and Gunnar? This is not the ship I fell in love with dammit. You fucked it up real good.

And I swear to god if you kill off Juliette’s mom or Gunnar or Deacon or Scarlett I will come down there and rip your face off.

I have these bursts of fluctuations in my personality where I’m either social and wanting to talk to people and make friends, or I become a snail and tuck myself into an impenetrable shell twenty feet underground when someone glances at me.

Sometimes I forget that all of you are actually real life people and not bubbles of text and gifs that magically appear on my computer screen to keep me company.

You ever meet those people who are just… like, they have perfect fashion sense and they’re funny and nice and so fucking talented at what they do, and everyone loves them and you want to be their friend so badly because you think they’re awesome and cool and probably a good person to be friends with, but they’re the equivalent of a chocolate-dipped strawberry with whipped cream and sprinkles and you are the equivalent of a potato that has an anxiety disorder and an above-average flight instead of stick around and try to make friends risk.

Every time I come home from school around noon/1pm and have the rest of the day to myself and can spend it catching up on tv or reading comics or making graphics on photoshop, I always end up falling asleep instead. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Goddammit.

I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING UP WITH WIL - I KNEWWWW ITTTTT

Damn, Gunner is gonna be so awkward trying to explain this to Scarlett.

Also, DUDE COME ON JUST SIGN WITH RAYNA AND SING WITH SCARLET AGAIN I MISS YOU TWO SOOOOOOOO MUUUUUUCH.

Game of Thrones 2x02 liveblog

So what I’m taking from this is that Arya is Mulan.
Gendry is this the “you’d be my lady” guy?
Does that make him Shang?
Tyrion is always whistling, just another reason why I love him
No I really love Tyrion. This probably means he’s going to die.
Dawww Ghost just wanted to make a friend
“You can’t steal her, she’s a person, not a goat.” SAM YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE DARLING
but omg hilarious, the first girl he sees in 6 months and he’s all “CAN WE KEEP HER I’LL FEED HER AND CHANGE HER NEWSPAPERS AND DELIVER HER BABY I’VE READ ABOUT IT A LITTLE.”
NO NOT DROGO’S BROTHER
Ok no seriously I love Daenerys. She’s a badass but she’s loving and kind and good.
“You shouldn’t insult people who are bigger than you.” “Well then I’d never get to insult anybody.” ARYAAA
How old is Gendry anyway?
Ok so Greyjoy was Ned’s ward?
OMG HE HAD SEX WITH HIS SISTER EW NOOOO WHY DID SHE LET HIM IF SHE KNEW WHO HE WAS????
And he’s more concerned with a woman ruling an army than the fact that he just FUCKED HIS SISTER.
plotplotplotplotplotplot
WHAT DID THEY DO WITH THE BABY?
WHAT DID THEY DO TO JON???

Game of Thrones 2x01 liveblog

Last Season on Game of Thrones… NOTHING GOOD HAPPENED.
Except THREE FUCKING DRAGONS HATCHING yisssssssss
Joffrey you fucking asshole ugh I’m running out of ways to insult you
Sansa you poor thing… you pissed me off last season but you are trapped with Joffrey and mourning your father and missing your family and you can’t even speak freely because you’ll get killed if you do by your “beloved.”
TYRION YAYYYYYYYY PLS FIX THINGS
But what side are you on I keep getting confused
Bran bby you’re so serious when was the last time you smiled
And now you’re dreaming you’re a dire wolf? You have weird dreams…
Damn that comet isn’t ominous AT ALL.
TONKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOPE THE DRAGONS ARE NOT DEAD THERE ARE THREE AND WHEN THEY ARE BIG ENOUGH DAENERYS WILL RIDE THEM LIKE A BADASS
NO NOT THE HORSE DROGO GAVE HER
Uh oh I ship them Daenerys and whatshisname goddammit so many names to remember
But what is Daenerys going to name the dragons???
SAPHIRA. THORN. GLAEDR.
JON SNOW YAYYY YOU SO SEXY
Ok who’s this chick now?
“FOR THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF TERRORS.” Is this the new “WINTER IS COMING”?
Holy fuck Robb’s wolf got HUGE
Damn Joffrey that’s your MOTHER are you really going to kill her if she disciplines your ass?
WHY DID THEY KILL THE WHORE’S BABY??????
Ohhh…. are they killing all of the bastards so only Joffrey is left?
ARYAAAAA

I’m so fucking stressed.

I thought I was caught up in my classes, but it turns out I’m not and the teachers just keep assigning shit or making us redo things, and I have 2 weeks to get it all done. It’s like, every time I try to stay on top of things, I always fall short and I still find myself scrambling around, trying to get things done - and this is all stuff I can’t do at home - I need to be at school. But I’m in classes literally ALL DAY and I don’t have time to get these things done because I’m always in the next class, or I’m working, or there aren’t any free hours available for the rooms I need, or whatever. So I come home exhausted from classes, and all this stuff is still staring me in the face, needing to be done, and I just CAN’T DO IT. I’m so tired. I can’t sleep at night, so I crash mid-afternoon and wake up at 7pm and it’s not healthy but I literally cannot keep myself from passing out. And NONE of the teachers are sympathetic or care that we’re all being pulled in 12 different directions at once.

I just want to crawl into bed and disappear.

When I walk in heels, I clip-clip to the sound of “Don’t fall, don’t fall, don’t fall…”

Game of Thrones 1x10 liveblog

Why is he cutting off Aya’s hair?
omg Bran what the fuck you and your three-eyed crow
wtf who is this kid is he Bran’s brother? He had the same vision?
Dammit this is going to be such a painful episode I can already tell.
Wow this guy is a horrible singer/jester/performer
JOFFERY YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST HUMAN BEING ON THIS FUCKING SHOW HOW DARE YOU TALK TO SANSA LIKE YOU DIDN’T JUST KILL HER FATHER.
SANSA IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU GREW A BACKBONE THANK GOD PLEASE TEAM UP WITH YOUR SISTER AND KICK JOFFREY’S BONY ASS
Rob is the new king now - yes because you saw how much good it did your father to be in power
YES CATELYN HIT HIM WITH A BRICK
So she gave birth to some sort of monster because she tried to save Drogo?
He’s catatonic?
Jon’s wolf is like “BITCH WAIT FOR ME YOU DIDN’T TELL ME WE WERE LEAVING.”
:’( Daenerys…
DAENERYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY ARE YOU KILLING HIM???????
What is this old guy blabbing about?
Ok I don’t understand - why is Aya going with these people?
DON’T BURN THE EGGS
Daenerys what are you doing
what are you doing
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Oh right, the fire won’t hurt you
I’m so confused what happened in there?
She sat in a fire for a night and the three eggs hatched? What?

Game of Thrones 1x09 liveblog

Poor Ned… this is a particularly dark and gloomy dungeon
He’s not gonna do it, is he? He’s not gonna call Joffrey the true king. He’s not gonna confess to anything. He’s gonna die, isn’t he?
ISN’T HE????????????
OMG IT’S FILCH - FILCH FILCH FILLLLLLLLLLCH
I NEED HIM TO START YELLING “STUDENTS OUT OF BED. STUDENTS IN THE CORRIDORS.”
“MY CAT HAS BEEN PETRIFIED. I WANT TO SEE SOME PUNISHMENT.”
Jon got a sword! *cue Legend of Zelda treasure box music*
omg these guys really need some entertainment “SWORD. SWORD. SWORD. SWORD. YEAHHHHHHHH!”
YOU’RE GONNA MAKE AYA MARRY SOME KID NO NO NO SHE NEEDS TO BE ALL BADASS AND KILL SHIT NOT BE SOME PRINCE’S WIFE I DO NOT LIKE THIS
Aww and they’re making Rob marry someone too. Just so he can cross a bridge. Seems a bit much.
Wait so who is this old blind guy? A Tygaryan?
Drogo what’s wrong with you???
Ok these dragons really need to hatch already. Daenerys needs some protection before these fucking lunatics kill her.
I don’t think Drogo is going to be happy when he finds out they killed his horse.
Oh fuck is she gonna lose her baby now?
Is Drogo’s brother going to die?
WHY WOULD YOU BRING HER INTO THE TENT????
“Do not talk of my mother and father again, or I will carve your eyeballs from your head.” Oh I like this girl.
Tyrion, bby…
OMG Tyrion you didn’t even make it to the battlefield and you got clobbered in the head by one of your own men’s weapons omg
Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no
NO NO NED NO OH NO NO NO
NED
JOFFREY NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AYA DON’T LOOK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Game of Thrones 1x08 liveblog

Syrio just beat up all those guards with a wooden sword. OH. MY. GOD.
NO DON’T KILL SYRIO PLS DON’T DIE.
AYA KILLED SOMEONE OMG
omg Sansa is willing to throw away her family just so she can be queen and marry the first snot-nosed brat who gives her a necklace.
And it really fucking bothers me that in the last episode she was all “I don’t want brave and gentle and good I want HIM.” Like… why would you even… I don’t even know.
omg this kid he’s like 8 and he still breastfeeds like really???
GHOST DON’T WANDER YOU’RE LIKE ONE OF THE LAST OF THE STARK DIRE WOLVES STILL ALIVE.
GAHHHH DROGO YOU ARE SO VICIOUS AND YET YOU ARE SO TENDER WITH DAESYRES AND THEN HE GOES AND RIPS A MAN’S TONGUE OUT OF HIS THROAT. I DON’T GET YOU.
Oh fuck another wolf attack
wtf the wolf bit off two of his fingers and the dude is just like “hahahaaaaaa”
What who the fuck is this little tiny boy there’s a younger one than Bran?
TONKS!!!
“If you lose, your father dies. Your sisters die. WE die.” So no pressure.
Alright Sansa gets a few points back from me because she’s trying so hard to save her father’s life.

Game of Thrones 1x07 liveblog

omg this guy is so cheery “Your mother is dead, I will be dead, you, your brother, your sister, her children” like DUDE OK WE GET IT CIRCLE OF LIFE
“You’re in pain.” No fucking shit he got speared in the leg by your brother.
NED KNOWS ABOUT HER AND JAIME, HE KNOWS JOFFREY IS THEIR INCESTED SON. HE KNOWS JAIME PUSHED BRAN.
omg this chick I swear to God she looks exactly like Tonks ok I gotta pause the episode and go check to see if it’s her………IT IS HER I KNEW IT YAYYYY TONKS!!!
ROBERT IS DYING WHAT??? NO
I like Drogo when he’s not a vilent rage hulk. He’s nice.
HE TRIED TO POISON HER???
JON DOESN’T GET TO BE A RANGER BECAUSE HE’S A BASTARD. GOD I HATE HIS SAD FACE.
HE’S PRACTICALLY A SERVENT UGHHH
AWW SAM YOU’RE SUCH A GOOD FRIEND TRYING TO MAKE YOUR BUDDY FEEL BETTER.
Jon’s wolf just brought him a severed hand.
“MOON OF MY LIFE” OMG I WANT TO BE SOMEONE’S MOON. DROGO HAS A HEART OMG HE LOVES HER SO MUCH.
Oh. Drogo is going to bring his army across the sea.
Oh. He’s going to kill their children.
Oh. He’s going to rape their women.
Um. No, Drogo. You don’t do that.
JOFFREY get off that throne you don’t belong up there.
JOFFREY YOU STUPID BASTARD SON OF INCEST GET THE FUCK OFF.